Alright, so I’ve decided to start trying some new sex positions. I mean, the same old stuff just gets boring, right? And since I’m a complete newbie at this, I figured I’d document my whole journey. So, here goes nothing.
First off, I did some digging online. Found a bunch of articles about “beginner-friendly” positions. Seemed like a good place to start. I mean, who wants to jump straight into some crazy contortionist stuff?
I picked out a few that looked simple enough. Nothing too wild, just some basic positions that seemed easy to get into and wouldn’t require a degree in gymnastics. I grabbed my partner, and we decided to give it a go.
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Missionary
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Spooning
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Cowgirl
Okay, so this one is a classic for a reason. It’s super simple. We got into position, and it felt pretty natural. Nothing groundbreaking, but definitely comfortable and easy to maintain eye contact, which was nice.
Next up, spooning. This one was all about being close. We lay on our sides, facing the same direction. It was cozy, but honestly, it felt a bit awkward to get the angles right at first. We fumbled around a bit, but eventually, we found a rhythm that worked.
Alright, this one was a bit more adventurous. I climbed on top, facing my partner. It was kinda fun, but it definitely took some coordination. We laughed a lot, trying to figure out the best way to move. It wasn’t perfect, but we definitely enjoyed the change of pace.
So, that’s my first foray into the world of new sex positions. It was a bit of a learning curve, but overall, it was a fun experience. We stumbled a bit, laughed a lot, and discovered some new ways to connect. I’m definitely going to keep exploring and see what else is out there. Who knows, maybe I’ll even get good at this eventually. Stay tuned for more awkward adventures in the bedroom!
