Alright, so, let’s talk about how I messed around with people’s relationships. It’s kind of a messed up thing to do, but hey, life’s full of choices, right?
First off, I weighed the whole thing. Like, was it worth it to try and break them up? What were the good things, what were the bad? I spent a good chunk of time thinking this through before I did anything stupid. I listed all the reasons in my head. Then I made a decision: I would do it.
Step One: Getting Close
- I started by just being around them more. You know, casual “accidental” meetings, striking up conversations. Nothing too obvious.
- Then I focused on becoming friends with each of them separately. The goal here was to build trust, become someone they could confide in.
Step Two: Planting Seeds
- This is where it gets tricky. I began subtly pointing out things that weren’t so great about their relationship. You know, little comments here and there, like, “Oh, doesn’t it bother you when he does that?” or “She seems kind of distant lately, have you noticed?”
- The key here was to never outright say they should break up. Just plant those little seeds of doubt and let them grow.
Step Three: Being the Shoulder to Cry On
- As those seeds started to sprout, they naturally started coming to me more with their relationship problems.
- I played the part of the supportive friend, always listening, always validating their feelings. “Yeah, that sounds really tough,” or “You deserve better than that.”
Step Four: The Final Push
- Once they were already on shaky ground, it didn’t take much to push them over the edge. A well-timed “leak” of some information, a little white lie here and there and the relationship crumbled.
- I watched it happen from the sidelines, feeling a mix of guilt and satisfaction. It wasn’t pretty, but I got what I wanted.
Looking back, it’s not something I’m proud of. Breaking up a couple is a messy business, and it’s not always clear who the real “winner” is, if there even is one. But that’s how I did it, step by step. It took some time, some planning, and a whole lot of emotional manipulation. And in the end, I achieved my goal. And I’m here sharing my experience, maybe it’s a cautionary tale, maybe it’s just a story of how far someone will go to get what they want. Either way, it’s a part of my life I won’t forget.
