Alright, so I’ve always been curious about this whole thing – do black guys really have bigger dicks? I mean, you see it in movies and hear about it all the time, right? “Big Black Dicks” and all that. So, I decided to do a little experiment of my own. Nothing too crazy, just wanted to see if there’s any truth to it.

Phase 1: Gathering Data
First, I started by, uh, “observing.” You know, watching some of those movies and just paying attention. I also did some reading online, trying to find some actual studies on the subject. Turns out, there are some. For example, I found this one study published by the American Psychological Association and some data about Tanzanian and Nigerian men. According to a study, the average stretched flaccid penis length of 93 Tanzanian men is 11.5 cm (4.5 in). Another study found that the average stretched penis length of 115 Nigerian males was 13.37 cm (5.26 in). These were interesting, but not exactly what I was looking for.
Phase 2: Personal Encounters
Next, I figured I needed some real-life data. So, I started hitting up some dating apps and, well, let’s just say I made some new friends. I met up with a few guys, both black and white, and we got to know each other. I’m not going into too much detail here, but let’s just say I got a pretty good look at things.
Phase 3: Taking Measurements
Now, I know what you’re thinking – this is getting weird. But I was committed! I brought a little measuring tape with me on these dates. After things got, uh, intimate, I’d casually ask if they’d mind if I took a quick measurement. Most of them were cool with it, surprisingly. I made sure to measure both flaccid and erect to get the full picture.
Phase 4: Analyzing the Results
- Flaccid State: This is where things got interesting. It seemed like the black guys were generally bigger even when flaccid. I read online that black men are more likely to be “show-ers,” while white guys are more often “growers.” Makes sense, I guess.
- Erect State: Honestly, there wasn’t a huge difference when things were, you know, up and running. Some of the white guys definitely grew a lot, catching up to the black guys. But, on average, the black guys still had a bit of an edge.
Conclusion
So, what did I learn from all this? Well, based on my very unscientific experiment, I’d say there might be some truth to the stereotype. Black guys do seem to be a bit bigger on average, especially when flaccid. But it’s not like every black guy has a monster dong and every white guy has a little shrimp. There’s a lot of variation out there. And honestly, size isn’t everything. It’s about what you do with it, right?
Anyway, that’s my story. Hope you found it, uh, enlightening. Or at least entertaining. Don’t judge me too hard, okay? I was just curious!
