So, a while back, I started noticing that my little buddy down there wasn’t exactly standing at attention like a soldier. It had a bit of a curve, like a banana. At first, I was kind of freaked out. I mean, is this normal? Is it a problem? Will it affect my performance?
My initial reaction, as usual, was to go down the internet rabbit hole. I spent hours, and I mean hours, googling things like “penis curvature,” “normal penis shape,” and even “does masturbation cause a curved penis?” Trust me, you don’t want to see my search history.
What I found was a mixed bag. Some articles said a slight curve is totally normal, even common. Others talked about this scary-sounding condition called Peyronie’s disease, which can cause severe curvature and pain. Great, just what I needed, more reasons to worry.
Experiment
After a few weeks of this, I decided to take a more proactive approach. I figured I’d start tracking things. I grabbed a notebook and started making daily notes. Here’s what I tracked:
- Masturbation frequency: How many times a day or week?
- Masturbation technique: Was I using my left hand or right hand more often? Any particular grip or motion?
- Sleep position: Did I sleep on my stomach, back, or side?
- Erection quality: Was it fully hard, semi-hard, or somewhere in between? And, was there any pain during erections?
- Degree of curvature: I even tried to estimate the angle of the curve, which, let me tell you, is not an easy task.
I felt like a mad scientist studying my own body. I kept this up for about two months, meticulously recording everything. I even started noticing patterns. For example, on days I masturbated more frequently, the curve seemed a bit more pronounced. And if I slept on my stomach, I noticed more discomfort in the morning.
Results and Conclusions
After two months of this experiment, I analyzed my notes. What I found was interesting, though not exactly conclusive. There seemed to be a slight correlation between my masturbation habits and the degree of the curve. When I used my right hand more often, the curve seemed to bend a little more to the left. It wasn’t a huge difference, but it was noticeable.
Also, I realized that I didn’t have any pain or significant issues during sex. That was a big relief. It made me think that maybe my curve wasn’t such a big deal after all.
Ultimately, I learned a few things from this whole experience. First, a slight curve is probably pretty normal, and it’s not necessarily a cause for alarm. Second, our bodies are weird and wonderful, and they can change in subtle ways based on our habits. And third, maybe it’s best not to overthink these things too much. After all, as long as everything is working properly and there’s no pain, who cares if your penis has a little personality?
I still keep an eye on things, but I’m not obsessing over it like before. Now, I’m just enjoying life and not letting a little curve get in the way of my happiness. So, yeah, that’s my story about my curved penis and my slightly obsessive journey to figure it all out. Hope it was at least a little bit entertaining or informative.
