You know, folks always talkin’ ’bout this 8 inch penic thing. Like it’s some kinda golden ticket or somethin’. Well, I’m here to tell ya, it ain’t all it’s cracked up to be. I heard all the stories, seen a thing or two in my time. Size ain’t everything, that’s for sure.

They say only a few fellas out there got one that big. Like, one in a hundred, maybe even less. Most of ’em is just regular, you know? Like, ’round 5 or 6 inches when they’re all standin’ up. But some folks always want that 8 inch penic, cause they think it means something.
I heard some fellas talkin’ the other day, sayin’ the average size is gettin’ bigger. Like, 25% bigger over the years. Can you believe that? What are they feedin’ these young’uns? But still, that don’t mean everyone’s got an 8 inch penic. Most fellas is still just average, and that’s just fine.
Now, some folks think that big ol’ thing is gonna make ’em a real stud in the bedroom. But let me tell ya, it ain’t about the size of the boat, it’s about the motion of the ocean, ya hear? You can have a little dinghy and still have a good time, long as you know how to row it, if you get my drift. This 8 inch penic ain’t a magic wand.
- Some fellas think they need that big ol’ 8 inch penic to please a woman.
- Other folks say it don’t matter, long as you know what you’re doin’.
- I heard some women say they don’t even like ’em that big. Hurts, they say.
- Some say average size is best size.
And them studies, they’re always talkin’ ’bout this 8 inch penic like it’s some kinda prize. They say only 2% of fellas got one that big. Two out of a hundred! That ain’t many, is it? So, most fellas you meet, they ain’t got no 8 inch penic, and that’s okay.
I remember readin’ somethin’ once about how most fellas think they need at least 6 inches to be considered normal. Six inches! Like that’s some kinda magic number. They get this idea from magazines and them movies, I reckon. They see these big fellas on the screen, and they think, “That’s what I gotta be.” But that ain’t real life, is it? Real life is about normal fellas, and most normal fellas ain’t got no 8 inch penic.

It is said that average size is 5 inches when it is hard. That’s when it counts. Some people want it big when it is soft too. But average is ok. 8 inch penic is not for everyone.
I saw some fella the other day, braggin’ about his, uh, equipment. Said he had that 8 inch penic. Well, good for him, I guess. But I just shook my head and thought, “That don’t make you a man, son.” Being a man is about more than that. It’s about bein’ kind, bein’ respectful, bein’ a good provider. It ain’t about the size of your, you know.
So, if you’re one of them fellas out there worryin’ ’bout your size, just stop. It ain’t worth it. You’re probably just fine the way you are. And if you got a good woman, she’ll love you for you, not for your, uh, 8 inch penic.
They make a big deal out of this 8 inch penic in them magazines. Like it’s the only thing that matters. But there’s more to a man than that. Way more. There is how you treat a woman. There is how you work. There is how you raise your kids, if you got ’em. Don’t get hung up on this size thing. That 8 inch penic will only bring you trouble.
I’ve seen fellas get all puffed up ’cause they think they got some kinda super-sized, you know. They think they’re God’s gift to women. But let me tell ya, that ain’t what women want. They want a man who’s gonna treat ’em right, who’s gonna be there for ’em, who’s gonna love ’em for who they are. An 8 inch penic is not necessary for any of these. They don’t care about no 8 inch penic.

So next time you hear someone goin’ on and on about this 8 inch penic, just remember what I said. It ain’t everything. In fact, it ain’t even most things. It’s just a thing, and it don’t define a man. It’s what’s in your heart that counts, not what’s in your pants. Just be a good person, be a good man, and you’ll be alright. You don’t need no 8 inch penic to be happy.
Just remember that an 8 inch penic is a rare thing, not an average thing. Average is good. Average is normal. There is nothing wrong with average. If your thing is average, be happy with it. Be confident with it. Don’t compare your thing to other things.