Okay, so, I got this wild idea the other day. I’ve always been, let’s say, a bit curious about the whole “size matters” thing. And yeah, I know, it’s a sensitive topic, but hey, I’m a curious guy. So I started digging around, reading up on what the “average” is supposed to be. You know, just to see where I stand.
The internet is a wild place, man. You search for something like “average penis size,” and you get bombarded with all sorts of stuff. Some say 6 inches, others say it’s less. There are even these sketchy articles about “enlargement” methods, which, honestly, seem kind of scary. After falling into a rabbit hole of online articles, I stumbled upon a few studies that seemed legit. They mostly talked about averages and distributions and standard deviations—blah, blah, blah. It is mentioned that the average is usually somewhere between 5.1 and 5.5 inches when erect. Which made me think, “Huh, maybe I should actually measure myself and see what’s up.”
So, that’s what I did. Grabbed a ruler—yes, a regular old ruler—and, well, took some measurements. I made sure to measure when I was, you know, fully erect. Had to do it a few times, just to be sure I was getting it right.
Here’s how I did it:
- First time: I measured from the top, starting at the base where the penis meets the pubic bone. Pressed the ruler down a bit to get past any fat. Got to the tip and made a note of the number.
- Second time: Just to be thorough, I did it again. Same process, same technique. Wanted to make sure I wasn’t messing it up.
- Third time: Because why not? Three’s a charm, right? Followed the same steps, measured from base to tip.
After all that, I looked at my notes. The numbers were pretty consistent each time. I averaged them out, just for the heck of it. And guess what? Turns out, I’m clocking in at around 7 inches. Yeah, 7 inches. Honestly, I was a bit surprised. I mean, you always hear these crazy stories, and the internet makes it seem like everyone’s packing huge, but here I am, just a regular dude, and I’m above what those studies said was average.
So, there you have it. That’s my little experiment. It’s not exactly scientific, but it was definitely eye-opening. I guess the moral of the story is, don’t believe everything you read online, and maybe, just maybe, you’re more “average” than you think. Or in my case, a bit above! It’s all good, though. Size is just one piece of the puzzle, right?
