Okay, so I’ve been seeing a lot of talk online about penis size, and it got me thinking, “What’s the real deal with 5 inches?” I mean, is it average? Is it small? Does it even matter? So, I decided to do a little experiment on myself and share my findings with you all.
First off, I grabbed a ruler – you know, the standard kind you find in any office supply store. I wasn’t sure how to even start this whole thing, so I figured I’d measure when I was, uh, relaxed first. According to some stuff I read online, most guys are around 3.75 inches when they’re not, you know, excited. So, I did the deed, and guess what? I was right in that ballpark. Nothing surprising there.
Next up, the main event. I got myself all worked up, and then I took another measurement. Now, I read that the average erect size in the US is around 5.17 inches. I was curious to see where I stood, and guess what? I measured in at 5 inches. Pretty much spot on with the average, according to the internet. I gotta say, I was a little surprised, but also kind of relieved.
My Personal Measurement Process
- Step 1: Gathered a standard ruler.
- Step 2: Measured my flaccid length, which was around the average 3.75 inches, just like some website said.
- Step 3: Got myself aroused – you can imagine how.
- Step 4: Measured my erect length, which came out to be 5 inches.
- Step 5: Compared my results to online data, and found that I’m pretty average.
After measuring, I did some more digging online. Apparently, there’s this whole bell curve thing with penis sizes, just like with IQ. So, being 5 inches puts me right in the middle of that curve. I also read that some studies say taller guys might have bigger penises, but I’m not sure how true that is. I’m not exactly a giant, but I’m not a hobbit either, and I’m average in both departments.
Honestly, this whole thing has been kind of eye-opening. I mean, I used to worry a bit about my size, but now I realize it’s pretty normal. And you know what? At the end of the day, size is just one piece of the puzzle. There’s a whole lot more to a good sex life than just the length of your, uh, equipment. It’s about connection, communication, and knowing what you and your partner like. So, whether you’re 5 inches, bigger, or smaller, don’t sweat it too much. Just focus on having a good time and being a good partner.
That’s my two cents on the whole 5-inch thing. Take it or leave it. I just thought I’d share my little experiment and maybe help some other guys out there feel a little more normal. Peace out!
