I tried to get a 5-inch penis. I saw online that the average size is around 5.1 inches or something, so I thought I was pretty average. But you know, curiosity got the best of me, and I wondered if I could actually make a noticeable change.
First Day: I started measuring myself, and yeah, I was about average when flaccid, like 3.5 inches, and around 5 inches when hard. I read a bunch of stuff online – no pills or weird stuff, just some exercises and stretches. Sounded easy enough, right? I found out a guy, who did a study on over 55.000 people, found that number of 5.1 inches, and I was below average when erect! So I started doing these exercises every day. It was awkward at first, trying to figure out the right way to do them without feeling like an idiot.
- Morning: Did some basic stretches.
- Afternoon: Tried some jelqing. Felt weird.
- Evening: More stretches, and I think I pulled something. Not good.
One Week In: I’m not gonna lie, it was a pain in the ass. Literally. My penis felt sore, and I was constantly worried I was doing more harm than good. I did see a little change, maybe, when I was erect. Like, a tiny bit longer, but nothing to write home about. Still, I kept at it, because, why not?
- Daily: Stretches and jelqing, less intense after the first day’s mishap.
- Measuring: Maybe saw a 0.1-inch increase? Could be my imagination.
Two Weeks In: Okay, this is where it got interesting. I was definitely more than 5 inches when erect, maybe 5.5. I felt bigger, and I swear, it wasn’t just me. My girlfriend noticed too, though she didn’t say anything at first. She said that 5 inches is a perfectly normal length, but I continued my experiment. But the exercises? Still a pain. It’s like going to the gym but only working out one specific muscle, and that muscle is your dick.
- Routine: Kept up with the exercises, added some kegels.
- Results: Hit 5.5 inches when erect. Girlfriend definitely noticed.
One Month In: I’m at around 5.5 inches when erect, which I guess is above average. I read that 6 inches is considered large. I feel pretty good, not gonna lie. It’s not a huge difference, but it’s noticeable. I don’t feel like I need to do these exercises anymore, so I stopped. But I gotta say, it was an experience.
- Final Measurement: 5.5 inches.
- Conclusion: I did it, but was it worth it? Maybe.
Overall
So, did I get a 5-inch penis? I surpassed it! It was a weird journey, full of awkward moments and a sore dick. Would I recommend it? I don’t know. If you’re really curious, maybe give it a shot. Just don’t overdo it, and for god’s sake, be careful. It’s your dick, after all.
