Okay, so I’ve been thinking a lot about penis size lately. It’s one of those things that’s always in the back of your mind, you know? Like, am I big enough? Do women really care? So I did what any sane person would do – I hit the internet.
I started with some basic searches, trying to find some actual data. You wouldn’t believe the amount of crap that’s out there. But I did find some interesting studies. One said that 77% of women think penis size is either unimportant or totally unimportant. That’s a relief, right?
Then I dug deeper. Turns out, most men fall within what’s considered the “normal” range. And guess what? The average erect penis size is somewhere between 4-6 inches. I measured myself, and I’m right in that sweet spot, a little over 5 inches. I grabbed a ruler and double-checked, just to be sure. 5.16 inches, to be exact.
Experiment time!
But reading about it wasn’t enough. I wanted to see for myself how I stacked up. So, I decided to conduct a little experiment. I found a few, shall we say, “visual aids” online. You know, the kind that shows different sizes.
- First, I stood in front of the mirror.
- Then, got myself fully erect.
- Compared myself to the images.
Honestly, it was a bit awkward, but also kind of reassuring. I realized I wasn’t some kind of outlier. I’m pretty average, and according to the research, that’s perfectly fine. I spent a good hour doing this, trying different angles, different lighting. It became kind of an obsession.
After that I went and asked around my friend group. I know it’s a bit of a bold move, but I trust these guys. Turns out, most of them were around the same size as me. We had a good laugh about it, and it actually made me feel a lot better.
Then I moved my test to women. I created a poll on social media, asking women about their preferences. Most of them said size wasn’t a big deal. Some said they preferred bigger, some said smaller, but the majority just didn’t care that much. Of course I also met some telling me that they need a 10 inch one. Well, that’s not me.
Ultimately, what I found was that most of the anxiety about penis size is in our heads. Sure, there are some people who care, but most don’t. I even talked to my girlfriend about it, and she basically confirmed what the research said. It’s about the connection, the intimacy, not the inches. I spent weeks on this whole thing, and that’s what I came away with. It’s all about how you use it, not how big it is. Cheesy, I know, but true.
So, after all this research, measuring, and polling, I’ve come to the conclusion that my 5-inch dick is perfectly adequate. I can stop worrying about it and focus on what really matters – being a good partner and enjoying my sex life.
