Well, let me tell you, folks been talkin’ ’bout this 5 inch cock thing. Seems like it’s a big deal to some of ’em. Five inches, they say. Five inches of what, you might ask? Well, I ain’t beatin’ around the bush, it’s five inches of a man’s… you know. His thingamajig. His you-know-what.
Is 5 Inches Big Enough?
Now, some fellas get all worked up about this 5 inch cock. They worry if it’s big enough, small, or just right. Some folks say 5 inches is average. Yep, just plain average. Like a regular-sized tater in a sack full of ’em. Not too big, not too small. Just… there. And some says 5.5 inches, that’s above. Above average, like a prize-winning pumpkin at the county fair!
Then you got your 6-inchers. Those are considered big. And 6.5 inches? Huge. Like finding a four-leaf clover in a field! And what I heard, 5.1 and 5.5 inches is average too. Seems like every fella is unique. Unique and different, like them snowflakes, but this time is length, girth, and all that.
And I heard the data. What is data? I don’t know. But this data says, the 5 inch cock is average. This data also points out that the average thing is 4.5 inches in circumference. What is circumference? I don’t know that either.
What’s the Big Deal?
Honestly, I don’t see what all the fuss is about. Seems to me like a 5 inch cock is just fine. It’s like a hen’s egg. It ain’t the biggest, but it gets the job done, don’t it? You don’t need a rooster the size of a horse to get a few chicks, now do ya?
They say every single one is different. Like snowflakes, no two are alike. Some are longer, some are shorter. Some are thicker, some are thinner. Some curve this way, some curve that way. It is what it is. No need to fret over it. They also say that a 5-inch is perfectly normal. What is normal? Every man falls within the normal. So, no need to be shamed.
Don’t You Worry Your Head
If you’re a fella worried about your 5 inch cock, just you stop right there. Don’t you worry your pretty little head about it. You just be thankful for what you got. There’s always someone who’s got it bigger, and always someone who’s got it smaller. It’s like a pie-eating contest. There’s always gonna be someone who can eat more, and someone who can eat less.
There are some treatments for it. Some say a curved one is a disease. Disease! Can you believe it? If you are worried, go get those treatments. Some are not surgical. What is surgical? I don’t know. Probably cut you open. And I heard, there are some educational resources. Probably some books or something. You can take a deeper look. I don’t know what that means. Probably use a magnifying glass.
- Some say 5 inches is average.
- Some say 5.5 inches is above average.
- Some say 6 inches is big.
- Some say 6.5 inches is huge.
- But really, who’s keepin’ score?
Just Be You
So, if you got a 5 inch cock, you just hold your head up high. You’re just as good as any other fella. You don’t need to be the biggest rooster in the henhouse to be happy. Just be yourself, and be proud of what you got. And remember that the average is 5.3 inches when it is hard. That’s what they say. They also say the length and the girth increase. Increase to what? I don’t know.
And you know what else? A good heart is worth more than any sized… well, you know. A kind fella with a good heart, that’s what really matters. Size ain’t everything, that’s what I always say. So, don’t you let anyone tell you different. You just be you, and be happy. That’s all that matters in the end.
And if you are 5.5 to 6.2 inches, that’s average too! So, you are good. Stop worrying about it. I don’t know what they are talking about, a 5 inch cock is small or big. Just be normal. That’s what they say. You are normal.
And that’s all I gotta say about that 5 inch cock business. It’s a whole lot of nothin’, if you ask me. Just a bunch of folks makin’ a mountain out of a molehill. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go tend to my garden. Got some taters to plant, and they ain’t gonna plant themselves.
