So today I went down this rabbit hole about minors buying condoms. Started ’cause my cousin’s kid asked him if...
So yesterday my nephew called me all panicked whispering “Uncle…do they card you for condoms?” Kid’s 17 and just started...
Getting snipped ain’t cheap, man. So when the wife and I decided my factory closing was a damn good idea,...
So last week I was scrolling through TikTok around 2 AM – you know how it goes – when I...
So last Tuesday I sat down at the kitchen table with my notebook feeling kinda lost. Me and my partner...
Honestly, this whole thing started because my teenager dropped this bombshell over dinner last month – basically told me I...
So last Tuesday, my kid comes stomping down the stairs, face like thunder, slams the fridge shut hard enough to...
Alright let’s dive into what happened. Yeah, that title? Came straight outta my own damn life last month. Wild ride,...
Okay so here’s the thing, I’ve been obsessed with Motionless in White forever, right? Love their lyrics – dark, poetic,...
Honestly, picking this kinda thing felt overwhelming at first. Ads everywhere made big promises, but I needed the real deal...
My Research Setup First I gotta admit, diving into this topic feels sketchy as hell. But hey, people kept asking...
My Realization Point I caught myself yelling about dirty dishes while my wife was quietly crying at 3 AM. That...
Deciding to Get the Baltimore County Flag So last Tuesday I realized my garage wall looked too empty after taking...
Alright let’s dive into this cock compare disaster I created last week. Yeah, embarrassingly real. Here’s exactly what I did,...